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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I don't jog. If I die, I want to be sick.
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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