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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
I don't jog. If I die, I want to be sick.
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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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