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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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