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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
- Mae West
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.