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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Strength Quote
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
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