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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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