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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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