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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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