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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
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