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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
- Mae West
Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
It always seems impossible until it's done.
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.