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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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