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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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