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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.'
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Love Quote
Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
Life Quote
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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