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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.'
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Dreams Quote
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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