Search Quotes
Search more than 36,000 Quotes by over 6,000 Authors.
Home Page
Quotes by Author
Quotes by Topic
Popular Quotes
Popular Authors
Submit a Quote
Phyllis Diller Quotes
Showing: 11 - 15 Phyllis Diller Quotes of 15
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Browse Page(s):
Search quotes
Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Dreams Quote
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.
Wisdom Quote
Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.
All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.
Copyright © 2011 LifeQuotesLib.com. All Rights Reserved.