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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Inspirational Quote

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

- Winston Churchill

Love Quote

The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

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