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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
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