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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

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