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Phyllis Diller Quotes

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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.



Life Quote
The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.


Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

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