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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

Motivational Quote

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.

- Paulo Coelho

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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