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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

Life is a journey, not a destination.

- Anonymous

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

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