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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Funny Quote

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Motivational Quote

It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

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