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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Change Quote
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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