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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

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