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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Love Quote
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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