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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Love Quote
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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