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Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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I put on a peekaboo blouse, he peeked and booed.

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The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

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Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing Is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

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Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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