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Mark Twain Quotes
Brief author info: Mark Twain (1835-1910) Famous American author, writer and humorist.
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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without women? They would be scarce, Sir, almighty scarce.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Sad Quote
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Life Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
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