Mark Twain Quotes
Brief author info: Mark Twain (1835-1910) Famous American author, writer and humorist.
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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
- Mae West
Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Life is a journey, not a destination.
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.