Mark Twain Quotes
Brief author info: Mark Twain (1835-1910) Famous American author, writer and humorist.
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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
It takes great wit and interest and energy to be happy. The pursuit of happiness is a great activity. One must be open and alive. It is the greatest feat man has to accomplish.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.