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A person who has during all time maintained the imposing position of spiritual head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head of the whole of it, must be granted the possession of executive abilities of the loftiest order.
We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.
Water taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody
What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.
Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
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A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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