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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Always do right-this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort-and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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