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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort-and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says: 'Yes; the little ones does.'
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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