I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

I love mankind it's people I can't stand.

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.

When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand ... The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better.

Try not to have a good time. This is supposed to be educational.

If I were to be given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.