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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Golda Meir

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

Rodney Dangerfield

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

Rodney Dangerfield

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

Oscar Wilde

The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

H. L. Mencken

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

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Relationship Quote

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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