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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
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It always seems impossible until it's done.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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