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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.

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If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

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