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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.

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If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

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