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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.

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If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

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