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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.

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If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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