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Albert Brooks Quotes

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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.
If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

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