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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.

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If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Funny Quote

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

- Charles M. Schulz

Wise Quote

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

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