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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.

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If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

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Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Life Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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