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Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.
If anything happens to me tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Motivational Quote
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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