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All them surgeons - they're highway robbers. Why do you think they wear masks when they work on you?

Archie Bunker

There's three moments in a man's life: when he buys a house, a car, and a new color TV. That's what America is all about.

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It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a known detergent against crime.

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God don't make no mistakes - that's how he got to be God.

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Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side.

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It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a known detergent against crime.

Archie Bunker

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand.

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

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