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Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy.
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Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.


Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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