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Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy.
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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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