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Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy.
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People only see what they are prepared to see.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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