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Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy.

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

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