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If I travelled to the end of the rainbow, as Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me the pot's at the other end.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

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