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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

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Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

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Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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