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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

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Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

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Truth Quote

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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