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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

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Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

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Great Quote

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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