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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

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Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

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Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

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