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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

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Community is gathering around a fire and listening to someone tell a story.

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Heroin may be bad, but it sure as hell hasn't hurt my CD collection.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?

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People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

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