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Religious faith has a lot to do with perspective. One goldfish said to the other goldfish, 'Do you believe in God?' And the other goldfish said, 'Of course I do. Who do you think changes the water?'
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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Relationship Quote
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.


Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

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