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Religious faith has a lot to do with perspective. One goldfish said to the other goldfish, 'Do you believe in God?' And the other goldfish said, 'Of course I do. Who do you think changes the water?'

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If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

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