The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink, and somebody to love you.

A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.

Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.

-I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can't do it themselves.