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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Are we having fun yet?
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
I think we're here for each other.
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.
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