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When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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