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You know, if you shoot me you'll lose a lot of these humanitarian awards.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

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