There's nothing more dangerous than someone who thinks of himself as a victim. Victims feel it's within their rights to fuck over everyone.

Homework, root canals and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume to look at the larger questions.

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.