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Dane Marshall Quotes


Brief author info: Dane Marshall (1960- ) American humorist.


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Patience comes to him who waits.
If wishes were fishes, beggars would drink.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.


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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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