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The doctor said, 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're not a hypochondriac ... '

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Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

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