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The doctor said, 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're not a hypochondriac ... '

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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