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How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R.

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I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

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Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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