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How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R.

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I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

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Motivational Quote

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Relationship Quote

A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.

- Anonymous

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