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How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R.

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I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

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Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

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