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How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R.

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I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

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Relationship Quote

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Life Quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

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