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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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