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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.


Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

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