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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.

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If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

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