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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.


Wise Quote
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Peace Quote
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

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