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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.


Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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