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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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One love, one heart, one destiny.
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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
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