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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.

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If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.

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Life Quote

The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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