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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
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