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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Relationship Quote
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Life Quote
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Success Quote
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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