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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.


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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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