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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.

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If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

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