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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.
If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.
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