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Men won't stop and ask for directions because driving is too much like sex: they can't stop until they get where they're going.

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If the bedroom were a kitchen, women would be crockpots and men would be microwaves.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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