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When I was in the third grade, there was a kid running for office. His slogan was: "Vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee." He won by a landslide.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
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To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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