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When I was in the third grade, there was a kid running for office. His slogan was: "Vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee." He won by a landslide.
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Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.


Marriage Quote
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

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