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When I was in the third grade, there was a kid running for office. His slogan was: "Vote for me and I'll show you my wee-wee." He won by a landslide.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.


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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

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