This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

For the parent of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into innings.

The game of golf consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

He's an honest man-you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.