I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls, and they say, 'Because it's such a beautiful animal.' Well, I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.

I don't think I remember my first memory.

I know that experts say you're more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn't make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is.