Men and women, women and men. It will never work.

There are things that happen in the dark between two people that make everything that happens in the light seem all right.

Women and men ... men and women. It will never work.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

When you start having lunch and actually eating, it's already over.

And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth) I vowed to give up sex, bacon, and air travel if I ever made it back to terra firma in one piece.