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Fred Allen Quotes

Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Sad Quote

There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Wise Quote

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

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