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Fred Allen Quotes
Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.
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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Friend Quote
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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