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Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

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All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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