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Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Motivational Quote

It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

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