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Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Life Quote

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

- Soren Kierkegaard

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

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