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Fred Allen Quotes

Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

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