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Fred Allen Quotes

Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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