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Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

Relationship Quote

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Wise Quote

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

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