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Brief author info: Fred Allen (1894-1956) American comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Fred Allen

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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If children could vote, Jesse Jackson would be our next president.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Motivational Quote

It always seems impossible until it's done.

- Nelson Mandela

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