There are no uninteresting things, there are only uninterested people.

It's not the world that's got so much worse but the news coverage that's got so much better.

There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.

The point of having an open mind, like having a open mouth, is to close it on something solid.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbor.

Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.

Reason is itself a matter of faith. It is an act of faith to assert that our thoughts have any relation to reality at all.

It has often been said, very truly, that religion is the thing that makes the ordinary man extraordinary; it is an equally important truth that religion is the thing that makes the extraordinary man feel ordinary.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.