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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Wise Quote

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

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