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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

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