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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

Garry Shandling

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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