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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Humorous Quote

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

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Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

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Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

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