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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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Love Quote
Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.
Strength Quote
Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
Age Quote
Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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