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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
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I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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Life is a journey, not a destination.
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