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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

Garry Shandling

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together.

- Marilyn Monroe

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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

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