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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Truth Quote

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

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