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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Relationship Quote

A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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