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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Sad Quote

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Sad Quote

There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

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