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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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