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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.

- Marcel Proust

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

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