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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."

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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

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Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

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