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I told my girl friend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked I wouldn't be able to please her, so she said, "Get off me."
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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