The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.

When Adam delved and Eve spun, the fiction that man is incapable of housework was first established.

Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. Accordingly, they don't have to sew buttons.

Nobody expects to find comfort and companion-ability in reformers.

A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.

There is no proselyter half so energetic as the hard-shelled atheist.

Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them.

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one, or thereabouts, when the first attempt is made to translate dreams into reality.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.