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Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways, you lose.
My favorite color? I hate colors.
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on while performing ... If your girlfriend asks you to choose between her and your music, sell your instruments immediately - especially if you're a drummer ... Finally, go easy on the supermodels, don't forget to tune, and remember: a tiny bit of dry ice and lasers goes a long way. Ditto with tattoos.
L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting that's never taken. The City of Angels: where every cockroach has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's that kind of town.
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A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.
Motivational Quote
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Sad Quote
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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