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If I had time to clean up the mess, I'd shoot you.
A cardinal rule of politics - never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman.
Money speaks all languages.
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Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.


Life Quote
The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

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