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I was once asked if I wanted to be Pipe Smoker of the Year. I had to tell them I didn't smoke a pipe. They said, 'Oh, that doesn't matter.'
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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