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'What is the meaning of life?' is a stupid question. Life just exists. You say to yourself, 'I can't accept that I mean nothing so I have to find the meaning of life so that I shouldn't mean as little as I know I do.' Subconsciously you know you're full of shit. I see life as a dance. Does a dance have to have a meaning? You're dancing because you enjoy it.
Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one?
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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