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'What is the meaning of life?' is a stupid question. Life just exists. You say to yourself, 'I can't accept that I mean nothing so I have to find the meaning of life so that I shouldn't mean as little as I know I do.' Subconsciously you know you're full of shit. I see life as a dance. Does a dance have to have a meaning? You're dancing because you enjoy it.
Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one?
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
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