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As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then to get my own apartment.

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Dukakis is the Greek word for Mondale.

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Why is it that in 7-Eleven stores, they've got $10,000 worth of cameras watching twenty cents' worth of Twinkies?

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Love Quote

Nearly all human beings love, but nearly none know how to love.

- Eugenio Maria de Hostos

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

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