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As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then to get my own apartment.

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Dukakis is the Greek word for Mondale.

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Why is it that in 7-Eleven stores, they've got $10,000 worth of cameras watching twenty cents' worth of Twinkies?

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

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