Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

An actor can remember his briefest notice well into senescence and long after he has forgotten his phone number and where he lives.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

You can't sleep until noon with the proper elan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents.

Hope is the feeling you have, that the feeling you have, isn't permanent.