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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jerry Seinfeld

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Relationship Quote

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

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