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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.


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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

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