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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

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