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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

Life Quote

Life is pure adventure, and the sooner we realize that, the quicker we will be able to treat life as art.

- Maya Angelou

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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