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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

Inspirational Quote

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

Inspirational Quote

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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