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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Motivational Quote

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.

- Paulo Coelho

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

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