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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.
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Humorous Quote
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Funny Quote
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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