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If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

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My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

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Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

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