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There once was a man who cried every time it snowed. He went to a psychotherapist. Now when the snow falls, he weeps for his mother, who died in the winter.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.
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Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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