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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

Motivational Quote

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

- Audrey Hepburn

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

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