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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

John Cleese

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.

- John Lennon

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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

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The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

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