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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Love Quote

One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

- Paulo Coelho

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