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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

John Cleese

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

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