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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.
When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.
He who laughs most, learns best.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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