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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.
When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.
He who laughs most, learns best.
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Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.


Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

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