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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

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When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Motivational Quote

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

- William James

Trust Quote

You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Friendship Quote

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

- Euripides

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