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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

John Cleese

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Change Quote

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.

- Maya Angelou

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

Life Quote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

- John Lennon

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