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The first thing you do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries is to release a tiger.

John Cleese

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

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Either people walk round dressed as chickens or they listen to Beethoven.

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He who laughs most, learns best.

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Relationship Quote

A man keeps another's secret better than he does his own. A woman, on the other hand, keeps her own better than another's.

- Jean de La Bruyere

Success Quote

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

- Maya Angelou

Motivational Quote

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

- Ann Landers

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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