If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's very important.

Censorship has been my best press agent my whole life.

I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's one you don't forget. I'm not asking for someone to top that!

Humor is how you change people's opinions, and if you can make someone laugh, they'll listen, even if they hate you.