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Josh Billings Quotes
Brief author info: Josh Billings (1818-1885) American humorist.
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The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants and I give it to him.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
One-half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
I honestly believe it iz better tew know nothing than tew know what ain't so.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Laffing iz the sensation ov pheeling good all over, and showing it principally in one spot.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Happiness Quote
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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