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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's walk, my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father.
Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they are or people might think we're stupid.
I told the doctor I was overtired, anxiety-ridden, compulsively active, constantly depressed, with recurring fits of paranoia. Turns out I'm normal.
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
We want playmates we can own.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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