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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's walk, my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father.
Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they are or people might think we're stupid.
I told the doctor I was overtired, anxiety-ridden, compulsively active, constantly depressed, with recurring fits of paranoia. Turns out I'm normal.
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
We want playmates we can own.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
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Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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