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Kinky Friedman Quotes
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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
I support gay marriages. I believe they have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.
Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95.
Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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