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Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
I support gay marriages. I believe they have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'.
Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95.
Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.


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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.
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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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