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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
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Everything you can imagine is real.
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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
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Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
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