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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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