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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

Love Quote

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Humorous Quote

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

- Albert Einstein

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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