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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Wise Quote

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

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