Larry David Quotes

Search more than 36,000 Quotes by over 6,000 Authors.

FEATURED

AUTHORS

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Famous American poet, essayist and philosopher.

View Quotes >>

Marilyn Monroe

Famous American actress, model and singer.

View Quotes >>

Albert Einstein

German-born mathematician and theoretical physicist.

If you like this page, please
share it with your friends!

Larry David Quotes

Showing: 1 - 2 Larry David Quotes of 2

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

Larry David

The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

Larry David

Browse Page(s):

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

Life Quote

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

- Bob Marley

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

Home Page About Project Link to Us Tell a Friend Contact Us Privacy Policy Copyright Statement

All quotations on this website are the property and copyright of their respective authors. All quotations are provided for educational and informational purposes only.