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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
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You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Goals Quote
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
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