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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

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