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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

- Winston Churchill

Love Quote

Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.

- Andy Warhol

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It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.

- Lou Holtz

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

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