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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Funny Quote

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

Love Quote

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

- Mother Teresa

Life Quote

I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

- Jimi Hendrix

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

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No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

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