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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Wise Quote

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Strength Quote

Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.

- Sylvia Robinson

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

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