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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Life Quote

The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.

- Audrey Hepburn

Motivational Quote

The road to success is always under construction

- Lily Tomlin

Life Quote

The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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