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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?
The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.
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Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
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Life is a journey, not a destination.
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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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