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Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature.

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Friend Quote

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- Walter Winchell

Funny Quote

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

People Quote

The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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