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Lenny Bruce Quotes
Brief author info: Lenny Bruce (1923-1966) American comedian.
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks, instead of crosses.
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade.
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