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Lenny Bruce Quotes
Brief author info: Lenny Bruce (1923-1966) American comedian.
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks, instead of crosses.
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Wouldn't it be nice if all the people who are lonesome could live in one big dormitory, sleep in beds next to each other, talk, laugh, and keep the lights on as long as they want to?
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Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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