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Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Friend Quote

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

- Brandi Snyder

Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

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