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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.
Motivational Quote
It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.
Life Quote
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.
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