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Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Success Quote
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Inspirational Quote
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Funny Quote
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
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