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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Motivational Quote
Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.
Inspirational Quote
Everything you can imagine is real.
Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.
Family Quote
You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.
Girls Quote
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
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