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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Great Quote

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Sad Quote

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

- Mark Twain

Love Quote

Love is being stupid together.

- Paul Valery

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The strongest evidence of love is sacrifice.

- Caroline Fry

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