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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Motivational Quote

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

- Muhammad Ali

Dreams Quote

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friendship Quote

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

- Mary Richards

Motivational Quote

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

- Confucius

Peace Quote

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

- Albert Einstein

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