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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Funny Quote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

- Mark Twain

Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

Wise Quote

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

- Marilyn Monroe

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