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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Inspirational Quote

Everything you can imagine is real.

- Pablo Picasso

Family Quote

You have to live your life according to what comforts you, not what the rest of your family thinks you ought to be doing.

- Judith Guest

Success Quote

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

- Bill Cosby

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

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