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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Funny Quote

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

- Charles M. Schulz

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Life Quote

Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to be happy, and that is to make somebody else so.

- Anonymous

Marriage Quote

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

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