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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.

- John Lennon

Love Quote

One love, one heart, one destiny.

- Bob Marley

Happiness Quote

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.

- Epictetus

Wise Quote

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

- Abraham Lincoln

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