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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Love Quote
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
Inspirational Quote
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Unhappiness Quote
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Wisdom Quote
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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