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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Love Quote
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Happiness Quote
Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.
Motivational Quote
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Wisdom Quote
Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.
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