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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Motivational Quote
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it.
Relationship Quote
A woman we love rarely satisfies all our needs, and we deceive her with a woman whom we do not love.
Motivational Quote
If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it.
Life Quote
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends.
Love Quote
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
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