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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.

- Maya Angelou

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.

- Sam Slick

Life Quote

You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.

- Marilyn Monroe

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The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

- George Carlin

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

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