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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Love Quote

Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.

- Marilyn Monroe

Funny Quote

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

Girls Quote

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe

Inspirational Quote

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Life Quote

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

- Maya Angelou

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