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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Life Quote

Count your age by friends, not years Count your life by smiles, not tears.

- John Lennon

Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

Wise Quote

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

- Abraham Lincoln

Funny Quote

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

Love Quote

I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.

- Anonymous

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