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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Unhappiness Quote

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

- Marilyn Monroe

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Life Quote

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

- Maya Angelou

Motivational Quote

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

Happiness Quote

Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything.

- Oscar Wilde

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