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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Love Quote

Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.

- Katharine Hepburn

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

Funny Quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

Funny Quote

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

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