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Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Funny Quote
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Wise Quote
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Inspirational Quote
You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.
Life Quote
Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
Love Quote
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
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