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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Love Quote
I have feelings too. I am still human. All I want is to be loved, for myself and for my talent.


Relationship Quote
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
Friendship Quote
Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

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