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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Funny Quote

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

- Winston Churchill

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

- Albert Einstein

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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

- Alexander Penney

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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.

- Publilius Syrus

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