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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Sad Quote

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now

- Edna St. Vincent Millay

Life Quote

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

- Dr. Seuss

Friendship Quote

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

- Elbert Hubbard

Life Quote

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.

- Walt Disney

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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

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