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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Sad Quote
They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now


Friendship Quote
Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
Life Quote
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
Life Quote
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

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