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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Life Quote

The time we waste trying to find out what life is all about could be spent loving someone and finding out.

- Jack Harris

Wisdom Quote

Things don't change. You change your way of looking, that's all.

- Carlos Castaneda

Wisdom Quote

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.

- Bob Marley

Love Quote

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Age Quote

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we are born.

- Albert Einstein

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