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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Illness Quote

It is not that you become soft [from illness] so much as that the world you live in expands and your awareness of it is enormously enlarged.

- Norman Washington Manley

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

Life Quote

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Motivational Quote

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!

- Audrey Hepburn

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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