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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Love Quote

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- G. K. Chesterton

Success Quote

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

Life Quote

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

- Bruce Lee

Strength Quote

Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong. Sometimes it's letting go.

- Sylvia Robinson

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