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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Happiness Quote

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.

- Maxim Gorky

Sex Quote

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

- Marilyn Monroe

Understanding Quote

To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy.

- Sun Yat-sen

Inspirational Quote

You cannot wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

- Jack London

Funny Quote

Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.

- G. K. Chesterton

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