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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.

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Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.

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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

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I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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Wisdom Quote

Before God we are all equally wise-equally foolish.

- Albert Einstein

Sad Quote

There are times when sorrow seems the only truth.

- Oscar Wilde

Life Quote

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

- Oscar Wilde

Wisdom Quote

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

- Helen Keller

Life Quote

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

- Robert Frost

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