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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Motivational Quote
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
Motivational Quote
Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
Funny Quote
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Love Quote
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
Relationship Quote
A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
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