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Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a home-grown tomato.
Being a newspaper columnist is like being married to a nymphomaniac. It's great for the first two weeks.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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The most important thing is to enjoy your life-to be happy-it's all that matters.
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I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter.
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